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Sunday, December 02, 2007
Liar Liar... @ 5:27 PM
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A driver who was speeding was pulled over by a police driver. After the interrogation, the driver admitted he was a murderer and that he had hidden a gun and a body in the boot.

The worried police officer radioed the station for help. In no time at all, a police squad came. The police chief asked him to open the boot. The driver complied. After a thorough check, they were unable to find anything. The baffled police chief apologised. "I'm sorry we had to do this, but our officer told us you had a gun and a body in the boot."

"Oh, that fool!" said the driver. "I bet he told you I was speeding, too!"